The Game Name Generator
#1
Posted 17 March 2012 - 10:54 PM
It generates random (very random) names for games.... So here's the game... Generate a name, and think of a game to go with it... the more detailed, the better. Genre, Story, Characters etc
I'll begin.... i get... Medieval Donkey Expert .... (wtf ... lol)
So, an anthropomorphic donkey lives in medieval town. He ferociously defends this town and its anthropomorphic denizens from various threats, bandits, pirates, wolves, slavers etc. ... One day, a fierce tornado sweeps the town, causing massive destruction. The hero is incapacitated by flying rubble so an equally fierce band of slavers take advantage, capturing the citizens. The hero is left there for unknown reasons. When he comes around and discovers the fate of the townspeople he sets out on a mission of rescue.
It's a 3rd person hack 'n' slash game with minor puzzle elements. It's a linear adventure too, like Heavenly Sword.
It's not a great idea... but lets see what random names you get and what you make of them... let the hilarity commence...
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#2
Posted 17 March 2012 - 11:08 PM
So, it's about an army guy fighting at the beaches of Normandy. His name, Jack Package or "Naughty Shark" as his squadmates prefer to call him. The story is about Naughty Shark and his squadmates, they're on a top secret mission to retrieve information about a nuclear missile that the French are said to be planning.
They fight together with the forces at Normandy but quickly try to separate themselves from the troups to go on their own mission.
Was the fight at Normandy really everything it's said to be, or was it simply a distraction by the Americans to cover up what Naughty Shark and his squad was doing? Find out yourself in this breathtaking adventure that will change the way you see the second world war forever.
PEGI 18
#3
Posted 17 March 2012 - 11:20 PM
Ok, so this is going to be a cross between a zombie shooter and a music game. The main character, deadmau5, has was playing a concert when the city was overrun by zombies, developed by Dr. Skrillex. So deadmau5 proceeds to battle his way through town to find Skrillex, using only a synthesizer. His beats are simply too much for the zombies, so the player must scratch through tracks to destroy zombies with sonic waves of bass. deadmau5 will be accompanied by Professor Meowingtons, a cat, of course. I'm not sure what critical part he plays in the story, but gamers and techno fans seem to love cats.
Other DJ appearances include Thomas Bangaltar, Bassnectar, The Prodigy, Kraftwerk, and Pretty Lights. They are also trapped in the city, and can accompany deadmau5 on his mission, with their own tracks and quirks. These NPCs can be controlled by another player, either Online or Local, at any time.
Zairozen- Wow, he can hold his beer as well (Sammy adams). *Applaud* I underestimated you, SteelSatan.
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DJ13202- "I change my mind about a news team...Steelsammy should just be dictated news team because every piece of news I really even care about comes from him...so no news team...just...SAMMY"
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AlteredFormula- "Sammy!! I think I love you!"
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BDKSimba- "gonna call U sammy badass from now on"
#4
Posted 17 March 2012 - 11:47 PM
In this racer, players must team up in pairs driving a forklift to beat the rest doing whatever it takes to win, including utilizing the game's many power-ups and weapons. Complete in-game goals to unlock customizing options for your forklift, and take your pimped-out ride online to race against the best. Includes a track creator for making your own races and sharing them with friends.
#5
Posted 18 March 2012 - 12:22 AM
Anyways...my random generation was (drumroll please):

Space Gnome Fight!!!!!!!
The game characters are all ex-Travelocity employees...no seriously, I'll play this one straight.
FPS...hell yes, it's a FPS. Seems that garden gnomes are not statues, but actual living creatures put into a form of suspended animation that turns the flesh into a stone-ish texture. The Garden Gnomes are actually a superior alien race that was looking for a way to evade extermination by the evil Bordash Empire. The Gnomes came to Earth and turned themselves into pop-culture lawn ornaments to evade detection and discover a way to create enough technology to breach the natural personal shielding that every Bordash warrior has evolved.

Now, after 30 years, the Gnome watch base (established on the Moon) has discovered a Bordash scout ship in the solar system heading towards Earth. So it's up to Gnarley Gnome to intercept the scout, shoot him down then go thru the process of reanimating the Gnome population scattered across the planet in hopes of moving the population to another hiding spot until the appropriate technology can be invented.
More Bordash will follow the scout and land upon the Earth. Gnarley will be thawing out his comrades and sending them into the escape ship. Some of his comrades will be playable and have specific skills (Engineer, Medic, Demolitions, Gunner for example) to allow MP co-op play. The Human population will be helpless to defend themselves, so only by combining Gnome and Human Technology will the Gnomes have any hopes of holding back the flood of Bordash.
Weapons will be home-made combinations of household appliances and military hardware...like the Salad Shooter. A Kitchen helper that launches petrified vegetables thru a Barret M107 sniper rifle barrel. These are then strong enough to penetrate the bullet-proof skin of the Bordash. More weapons of this nature can be expected. Fighting will take place in various locations across the globe (including an unlockable Moon Base level). DLC could include fighting levels on the International Space Station and possibly on the secret military Mars base.
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In an unrelated topic...found this one while cycling thru random names....
Create Your Own Soccer Crime Scene Investigation
I'm sure it would be a big seller over in the U.K.!!! Hooligans!!! UNITE!!!!
#6
Posted 20 March 2012 - 08:11 AM
Spirit of the Lightning Trader
It's an RPG, in which you free roam around the land of Tikarnia. All the people in this land look up to the legend of the Lightning Trader, a famous sky-sailing merchant who discovered a way to harness lightning and use it's energy to advance technology. He mysteriously disappeared a year ago. You play a local merchant who is trying to follow in his footsteps. You want to sail the skies and collect lightning, and perhaps even discover what happened to the Lightning Trader.
You start out roaming the ground, as you work to finish your sky ship. Once it's complete, you can sail the skies of Tikarnia too. Can you solve the Mystery of the Lightning Trader?
Trophy Games = 142
Plats = 71/PSN 100%s = 64
Latest Plat/100% :- Uncharted: Golden Abyss/Thomas Was Alone
Yet to 100% - Warhawk - Uncharted 3 DLC - Metal Gear Solid 4
Metal Gear Solid 2 HD - NFS Most Wanted DLC - Skyrim DLC - Ni No Kuni - Okami HD
Quantum Conundrum - Dynasty Warriors 7 Empires
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#7
Posted 20 March 2012 - 12:55 PM
You are Deputy Smith. You work with border patrol, keeping illegal aliens out. But today is different. Today you'll be in a fight... for your life.
Mexican Alligator Blaster is a simulation games that hits a level of reality that no games have dared reach before. Will you be able to protect your land from waves after waves of angry, vicious Mexican Alligators?
Feel free to add me on PSN with a message that you are from here. If you see a game that I'm high in percentage, but am missing online trophies, I'll definitely boost with you!
#8
Posted 20 March 2012 - 06:45 PM
Sponsored by PETA, it's up to you to protect the animals from the terrible carnivores (namely us normal people).
a 3rd person action/adventure, it's up to scantily clad buxom beauty Melissa Fahrvergnugen, armed with her spud gun, to stop the killing and eating of tasty animals across the country. Fighting against hungry mobs looking for Big Macs and Whoppers, facing down waves of starving police and military, it's all left to the Last Vegetarian to stand up for the rights of the itty bitty wittle animals.
Bonus DLC content coming at launch day...the explosive package. Now Melissa can firebomb terrorist establishments like Bass Pro Shops, McDonalds and local butcher shops with the all-new Molotov cocktail weapon (served in a trendy wine bottle) or the whole-lotta-love hand grenade. Watch her shake her booty as she takes out the shopping strip levels where nothing but evil corporation after corporation are lined up one after the other for the convenience of the evil meat-eating consumer
#9
Posted 20 March 2012 - 07:50 PM
The Last Vegetarian Slaughter
Sponsored by PETA, it's up to you to protect the animals from the terrible carnivores (namely us normal people).
a 3rd person action/adventure, it's up to scantily clad buxom beauty Melissa Fahrvergnugen, armed with her spud gun, to stop the killing and eating of tasty animals across the country. Fighting against hungry mobs looking for Big Macs and Whoppers, facing down waves of starving police and military, it's all left to the Last Vegetarian to stand up for the rights of the itty bitty wittle animals.
Bonus DLC content coming at launch day...the explosive package. Now Melissa can firebomb terrorist establishments like Bass Pro Shops, McDonalds and local butcher shops with the all-new Molotov cocktail weapon (served in a trendy wine bottle) or the whole-lotta-love hand grenade. Watch her shake her booty as she takes out the shopping strip levels where nothing but evil corporation after corporation are lined up one after the other for the convenience of the evil meat-eating consumer
Gotta hand it to you... that's creative. I especially like the launch day DLC, haha.
#10
Posted 20 March 2012 - 07:59 PM
I could do this all day long. Brainstorming projects and thinking of angles "outside of the box" is something that comes naturally.Gotta hand it to you... that's creative. I especially like the launch day DLC, haha.
Japanese Fashion from Hell
This one was already done...Final Fantasy X-2
Ebony Stick Inspector
An AO rated release in Japan only Porn game
#11
Posted 23 April 2012 - 11:22 PM
Toxic Trailer Park Slaughter
When years of underground toxic waste dumping caused a toxic waste explosion in a large trailer park, the entire population mutated into savage beasts. A special government team quickly isolated the trailer park, and decided the best way to deal with it would be to send in a team of 4 burly guys equipped with a range of firearms and melee weapons, and kill the mutants before they break free and spread the plague.
The twist....
The special government team were the ones who were dumping the waste. They're not really government at all, but a team of psychos who planned the building of the trailer park right above the waste, caused the explosion, and sent the team in. Why? They set up hidden cameras everywhere and filmed the whole disaster. The broadcast was going to an underground group of bloodthirsty lowlifes as a form of sick entertainment. The burly guys were unaware of any of this, they thought it was an official order to kill the mutants. When it comes to light near the end of the game, it's time for revenge.
How about that one? Good? Decent? Pile of Crap?
Trophy Games = 142
Plats = 71/PSN 100%s = 64
Latest Plat/100% :- Uncharted: Golden Abyss/Thomas Was Alone
Yet to 100% - Warhawk - Uncharted 3 DLC - Metal Gear Solid 4
Metal Gear Solid 2 HD - NFS Most Wanted DLC - Skyrim DLC - Ni No Kuni - Okami HD
Quantum Conundrum - Dynasty Warriors 7 Empires
I receive far too many blank friend invites. I decline all blank invites.
#12
Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:32 AM
Barbie's Fire Z
That's right...Trailer park Barbie has tossed aside the corvette for the standard white trash ride...The Firebird Z-28, or more well known as Barbie's Fire Z. Now you can live the trailer park life, sims style, in the image of America's favorite doll. Get your single-wide upgraded to a doublewide, put on the new flame-patterned seatcovers and take your ride out for some jello-shots at the local corner dive cruisin for hot hunks with steady jobs. Fun for all ages, but keep the kids outside when you play.
#13
Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:18 AM
#14
Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:59 PM
First one up. Honestly haven't the faintest idea what to do with this that wont get me in so some serious trouble with wheelchair associations.
So I am seeing this as a Leisure Suit Larry alike game where Larry is replaced by Laura. Laura is a top-heavy Playboy model who unfortunately lost the ability to walk in a car accident. This disability hasnt stopped her from being able to open her legs tho.
This game sees her pay off her hospital bills and recover to porn superstar though completion of missions in an open word sandbox game.
Imagine it as a pretty and sane version of Heather Mills (ex-McCartney)
Laura can turn tricks or do glamour and porn shoots to earn extra on the side.
All missions can be trundled to or Laura can use her own motors or get a john to drop her off on the way back to his missus.
The limited edition has all the day one dlc.
Shaggin Wagin - a pimped up Suburban that is modifed to accommodate a wheelchair
Pent-up House - a place to get away from it all on the Malibu beachfront
If 6 were 9 - a whole (hole?) new set of missions for luscious Laura to get her lips around...
(I am away to hide now!)

#15
Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:10 PM
I woulda went in the Pimp my wheelchair direction...but I like yours too.Bouncin' Wheelchair - Limited Edition
First one up. Honestly haven't the faintest idea what to do with this that wont get me in so some serious trouble with wheelchair associations.
So I am seeing this as a Leisure Suit Larry alike game where Larry is replaced by Laura. Laura is a top-heavy Playboy model who unfortunately lost the ability to walk in a car accident. This disability hasnt stopped her from being able to open her legs tho.
This game sees her pay off her hospital bills and recover to porn superstar though completion of missions in an open word sandbox game.
Imagine it as a pretty and sane version of Heather Mills (ex-McCartney)
Laura can turn tricks or do glamour and porn shoots to earn extra on the side.
All missions can be trundled to or Laura can use her own motors or get a john to drop her off on the way back to his missus.
The limited edition has all the day one dlc.
Shaggin Wagin - a pimped up Suburban that is modifed to accommodate a wheelchair
Pent-up House - a place to get away from it all on the Malibu beachfront
If 6 were 9 - a whole (hole?) new set of missions for luscious Laura to get her lips around...
(I am away to hide now!)
#16
Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:25 PM
#17
Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:30 PM
Just wow.
Silly Catapult Kid
That actually sounds like a pretty legit game.
Spectral Hippo Cyborg Mutant Horde
Love this one lol.
The Retarded Lawnmower Experience
The Loony Tunes Porn Scam
Paranoid Jackhammer Brothers
Wild Booty Plus
God of Weight Loss in Africa
That last one is so racist I just had to post it. I even screensnapped it: http://screensnapr.com/v/EzPQsn.jpg
#18
Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:41 PM
Trophy Games = 142
Plats = 71/PSN 100%s = 64
Latest Plat/100% :- Uncharted: Golden Abyss/Thomas Was Alone
Yet to 100% - Warhawk - Uncharted 3 DLC - Metal Gear Solid 4
Metal Gear Solid 2 HD - NFS Most Wanted DLC - Skyrim DLC - Ni No Kuni - Okami HD
Quantum Conundrum - Dynasty Warriors 7 Empires
I receive far too many blank friend invites. I decline all blank invites.
#19
Posted 25 April 2012 - 06:38 AM
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