King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game.
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
25.18%
Uncommon
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
99.13%
Common
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
97.52%
Common
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
95.13%
Common
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
96.56%
Common
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
63.82%
Common
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
72.40%
Common
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
92.77%
Common
Migraine
Score 50 headshots.
"That's using your head!"
86.29%
Common
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
77.70%
Common
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
63.24%
Common
Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
"Frag you."
75.03%
Common
Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
"That was a blast!"
47.76%
Uncommon
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
60.07%
Common
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
62.90%
Common
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
63.31%
Common
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
64.42%
Common
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
52.08%
Common
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
37.45%
Uncommon
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
37.12%
Uncommon
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
73.33%
Common
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
40.42%
Uncommon
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
62.06%
Common
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
38.64%
Uncommon
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
34.39%
Uncommon
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
50.06%
Common
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
45.66%
Uncommon
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
33.75%
Uncommon
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
25.53%
Uncommon
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
45.66%
Uncommon
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
59.92%
Common
Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang.
"Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
93.12%
Common
Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope.
"Your present ends now."
89.90%
Common
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
47.82%
Uncommon
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
45.37%
Uncommon
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
40.67%
Uncommon
Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."
34.08%
Uncommon
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
35.94%
Uncommon
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
74.61%
Common
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
64.02%
Common
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
59.16%
Common
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
60.01%
Common
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
52.04%
Common
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
40.05%
Uncommon
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
51.43%
Common
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
48.82%
Uncommon
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
48.81%
Uncommon
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
47.90%
Uncommon
Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"
27.18%
Uncommon
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
45.66%
Uncommon
Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin.
"DUDE!!!!!"
45.66%
Uncommon