Almighty_Dada
20 of 51 Trophies
November 1st 2013
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King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game.
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
24.72%
Uncommon
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
14th Feb 2012
5:04:16 AM
99.08%
Common
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
14th Feb 2012
5:04:48 AM
97.39%
Common
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
14th Feb 2012
5:06:12 AM
95.02%
Common
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
21st Oct 2013
7:35:24 PM
96.47%
Common
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
1st Nov 2013
2:41:29 PM
63.42%
Common
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
21st Oct 2013
9:30:40 PM
71.94%
Common
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
21st Oct 2013
7:46:03 PM
92.58%
Common
Migraine
Score 50 headshots.
"That's using your head!"
21st Oct 2013
8:04:46 PM
86.03%
Common
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
21st Oct 2013
9:03:03 PM
77.34%
Common
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
1st Nov 2013
1:55:24 PM
62.86%
Common
Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
"Frag you."
21st Oct 2013
9:03:49 PM
74.67%
Common
Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
"That was a blast!"
47.19%
Uncommon
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
59.67%
Common
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
62.50%
Common
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
62.89%
Common
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
1st Nov 2013
2:49:53 PM
63.99%
Common
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
51.61%
Common
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
36.83%
Uncommon
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
36.51%
Uncommon
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
1st Nov 2013
2:07:19 PM
72.87%
Common
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
39.86%
Uncommon
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
1st Nov 2013
2:52:40 PM
61.59%
Common
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
38.05%
Uncommon
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
33.83%
Uncommon
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
49.63%
Uncommon
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
45.18%
Uncommon
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
33.27%
Uncommon
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
25.08%
Uncommon
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
45.18%
Uncommon
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
59.29%
Common
Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang.
"Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
21st Oct 2013
7:51:03 PM
92.92%
Common
Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope.
"Your present ends now."
21st Oct 2013
8:01:39 PM
89.68%
Common
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
47.26%
Uncommon
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
44.76%
Uncommon
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
40.13%
Uncommon
Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."
33.56%
Uncommon
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
35.36%
Uncommon
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
21st Oct 2013
9:51:12 PM
74.29%
Common
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
1st Nov 2013
1:46:03 PM
63.72%
Common
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
1st Nov 2013
2:04:55 PM
58.79%
Common
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
1st Nov 2013
2:54:22 PM
59.57%
Common
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
51.58%
Common
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
39.53%
Uncommon
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
50.99%
Common
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
48.37%
Uncommon
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
48.36%
Uncommon
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
47.43%
Uncommon
Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"
26.70%
Uncommon
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
45.18%
Uncommon
Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin.
"DUDE!!!!!"
45.18%
Uncommon