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Nobull99 43 of 51 Trophies August 22nd 2011 |
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Eat Lead Trophies
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King of Hazard Land! Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)" |
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It's HAZARD TIME! Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard" |
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Take 5. Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!" |
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Straight-A Student Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..." |
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Hands-On Approach Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!" |
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Eat FIST! Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife." |
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Feeling Punchy Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying." |
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Headache Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest." |
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Migraine Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!" |
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Head of the Class Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late." |
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Better Than One Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!" |
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Plink Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you." |
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Pull! Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!" |
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Auto Dealer Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?" |
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Russian Attack Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun." |
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Peekaboo...I Shot You! Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon." |
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Blind Luck Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there." |
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Second Amendment Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..." |
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Say "No" to Pots Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!" |
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Fire Hazard Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore." |
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Uncovered Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!" |
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Boom Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?" |
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No Pain, No Gain Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much." |
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Maxx Karnage Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name." |
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Shield Master Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!" |
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Just a Flesh Wound Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them." |
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Hazard Avoider Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'" |
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Pseudo-Hazard Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'" |
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Hazard Master Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?" |
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Multiplayer Master! "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..." |
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...Where Credit is Due Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?" |
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Disco is Dead Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!" |
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Stung Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now." |
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Head Cheese Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more." |
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Meat Your Maker Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day." |
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Draw Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..." |
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Bedlam Basher Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward." |
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Dances With Guns Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?" |
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Russian to the Finish Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love." |
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Deja-Vu Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again." |
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Death Hazard Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?" |
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Housing Crisis Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!" |
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Pure Energy Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!" |
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Well, I Heard Them Scream Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore." |
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Tramm Ride Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles." |
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Your Turn Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds." |
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Talk! "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy." |
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Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!" |
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Observe the Grenade Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!" |
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Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…" |
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Meet Quentin. Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!" |
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| Developer | Vicious Cycle Software, Inc. |
| Publisher | D3 Publisher Inc. |
| Release Date | March 3, 2009 |
| Genres | Shooter, Action |
| Themes | Comedy, Alternate Historical |
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First Trophy
3 years ago |
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Latest Trophy
2 years ago |
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Gap
1 year, 7 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 15 hours |
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