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51 of 51 Trophies
May 19th 2010
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King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game.
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
19th May 2010
4:27:48 PM
25.20%
Uncommon
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
13th Apr 2009
1:51:51 PM
99.11%
Common
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
13th Apr 2009
1:52:02 PM
97.51%
Common
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
13th Apr 2009
1:53:42 PM
95.13%
Common
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
13th Apr 2009
1:53:59 PM
96.53%
Common
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
13th Apr 2009
5:32:16 PM
63.84%
Common
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
13th Apr 2009
1:54:53 PM
72.42%
Common
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
13th Apr 2009
2:00:34 PM
92.78%
Common
Migraine
Score 50 headshots.
"That's using your head!"
13th Apr 2009
2:21:20 PM
86.31%
Common
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
13th Apr 2009
2:46:39 PM
77.71%
Common
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
13th Apr 2009
2:33:34 PM
63.27%
Common
Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
"Frag you."
13th Apr 2009
4:38:22 PM
75.04%
Common
Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
"That was a blast!"
13th Apr 2009
8:31:07 PM
47.79%
Uncommon
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
13th Apr 2009
5:40:08 PM
60.08%
Common
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
13th Apr 2009
5:09:07 PM
62.91%
Common
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
13th Apr 2009
2:58:17 PM
63.30%
Common
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
13th Apr 2009
4:38:27 PM
64.43%
Common
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
13th Apr 2009
8:25:27 PM
52.12%
Common
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
14th Apr 2009
9:10:48 PM
37.48%
Uncommon
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
15th Apr 2009
7:00:27 PM
37.17%
Uncommon
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
13th Apr 2009
4:21:42 PM
73.33%
Common
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
14th Apr 2009
8:42:43 PM
40.44%
Uncommon
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
13th Apr 2009
7:43:15 PM
62.06%
Common
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
14th Apr 2009
8:53:20 PM
38.69%
Uncommon
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
16th Feb 2010
6:17:26 PM
34.43%
Uncommon
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
19th May 2010
4:27:47 PM
50.08%
Common
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
14th Apr 2009
8:02:30 PM
45.67%
Uncommon
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
19th May 2010
3:57:55 PM
33.77%
Uncommon
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
19th May 2010
3:58:00 PM
25.57%
Uncommon
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
14th Apr 2009
8:02:37 PM
45.67%
Uncommon
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
13th Apr 2009
4:12:17 PM
59.98%
Common
Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang.
"Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
13th Apr 2009
2:05:43 PM
93.09%
Common
Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope.
"Your present ends now."
13th Apr 2009
2:16:23 PM
89.88%
Common
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
14th Apr 2009
8:37:23 PM
47.80%
Uncommon
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
14th Apr 2009
8:40:19 PM
45.43%
Uncommon
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
20th Apr 2009
5:22:51 PM
40.70%
Uncommon
Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."
14th Apr 2009
8:46:14 PM
34.12%
Uncommon
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
17th May 2010
8:28:36 PM
35.97%
Uncommon
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
13th Apr 2009
2:51:18 PM
74.64%
Common
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
13th Apr 2009
5:00:40 PM
64.01%
Common
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
13th Apr 2009
5:16:19 PM
59.19%
Common
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
13th Apr 2009
5:41:50 PM
60.01%
Common
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
13th Apr 2009
7:02:59 PM
52.06%
Common
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
14th Apr 2009
7:34:56 PM
40.09%
Uncommon
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
13th Apr 2009
7:23:22 PM
51.46%
Common
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
13th Apr 2009
8:11:20 PM
48.83%
Uncommon
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
13th Apr 2009
8:13:57 PM
48.83%
Uncommon
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
14th Apr 2009
6:15:25 PM
47.92%
Uncommon
Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"
16th Feb 2010
9:54:01 PM
27.21%
Uncommon
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
14th Apr 2009
8:00:24 PM
45.67%
Uncommon
Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin.
"DUDE!!!!!"
14th Apr 2009
8:01:48 PM
45.67%
Uncommon